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Indy: "It says, 'No parking. Fire lane.'" Evie: "Oh, no!! I better go, I'll get in trouble." (2009-05-25) Evie stopped suddenly in front of a sign while riding her bike. Indy: "It's 'very' not 'berry'. Strawberry Shortcake doesn't speak proper English." LK: "Well, neither do we." Evie [speaking w/ an English accent]: "I do! Good day, sir!" (2010-01-29) Evie: "You should go take care of the kitties." Indy: "I will. Right after I destroy this planet and enslave its inhabitants." Evie [in horror]: "NO! Don't do that!!" Indy: "It was a joke, Evie." Evie: "OK. Good because that was MY plan." (2010-01-29) "You know you're in trouble when even a fortune cookie is blaming you." - A.J. Feuerstein (2007-12-16) After opening a fortune cookie containing the text: "You did it!" "I ate a Haversack when I was two. So, ever since then...." - Ana-Merrey (2009-08-18) Commenting on how she somehow eats so much, but stays so thin. "Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise." - Commander William Thomas Riker "Ooo! Whoa! That's not bad. Yum!" - Evie (2008-09-20) After very carefully and hesitantly tasting a new soup. She then proceeded to eat the whole bowl. "You're like the difference between a Pez Dispenser and a Twizler." - Indy (2006-05-18) Attempting an analogy for the words demented and twisted. "It's like scraping frosting off of cupcakes, trying to make a meal." - Indy (2008-04-15) In reference to balancing finances. "There are some crazy people out there... and they want back in" [whispered] "Don't let them." - Indy (2008-10-17) Off-hand comment after reading a few of Slashdot's Disagree Mail. "Staring at me doesn't work. It just gives me an audience." - Indy (2009-09-17) Said when being stared at for being weird. "So, are we ready to eat people?" [PAUSE. THINKING ABOUT WHAT SHE JUST SAID.] "That's 'eat COMMA people' not just 'eat people'." [GIGGLE] - LK Hart (2009-02-20) Asking Indy and Evie if they were ready for dinner. "Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it." - Lou Holtz Quote was posted on a sign at Curves "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the U.S., ask any American Indian." - Robert Orben "Remember, the Ark was built by an amateur. The Titanic was built by professionals." - Unknown "Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?" - Q "Deja Q", Star Trek: The Next Generation Kat Stratford: "You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke." Patrick: "I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you." Kat Stratford: "You think?" 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Kat Stratford: "You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know." Patrick: "Yeah I know. But then you know there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine." 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." - Kat Stratford 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Roland: "God love you, William." William: "I know, I know. 'Cause no one else will." A Knight's Tale (2001) Jocelyn: "Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick." Wat: "It's called a lance. Hello?" A Knight's Tale (2001) Roland, Chaucer, Kate, Wat: [singing] "He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists, Lichtenstein! He's blond, he's tanned, he comes from Gelderland, he comes from Gelderland! Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland... Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland..." A Knight's Tale (2001) Taunting the French by singing about Ulrich "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Marianne Williamson A Return To Love: Reflections on the Principles of A Course in Miracles, Harper Collins, 1992. From Chapter 7, Section 3 (Pg. 190-191). Quoted by Nelson Mandela in his 1994 Inaugural Speech "Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) [about Slannen the Elf and Brumhilda the Giant] "I've seen weirder couples... none that immediately come to mine, but still..." - Ella of Frell Ella Enchanted (2004) "Hate to be a party-pooper, but, Edgar... evil plans." - Heston Ella Enchanted (2004) "But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute." - Prince Charmont Ella Enchanted (2004) [after DaVinci opens a locked door by removing the pins from the hinges] Louise: "Why, that was pure genius!" Leonardo da Vinci: "Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" Ever After (1998) Danielle: "My name is Danielle, signore, and I am but a servant." Leonardo da Vinci: "And I'm the bastard son of a peasant. What does that have to do with anything?" Ever After (1998) "Time is on my side, yes it is." - Azazel Fallen (1998) Kate: "Oh! What a nice surprise!" Larry [sarcastically]: "Yeah. Like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants." Father of the Pride "Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, 'He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man', or 'That's not a diamond, it's just a rock.' Just. " - J.M. Barrie Finding Neverland (2004) Addressing Peter Sam: "I haven't even lied in like, the past two days." Andrew Largeman: "Is that true?" Sam: "No." Garden State (2004) "You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place." - Andrew Largeman Garden State (2004) "Don't make fun of my hobbies. I don't make fun of you being an asshole." - Mark Garden State (2004) Max: "My life is a living --" Lester: "Hello, little buddy!" Goofy Movie (1995) "Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom." - Harry Potter Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets "I have just come to a realization! This scroll by Broken Sword contains no secrets of his swordsmanship. What this reveals is his highest ideal. In the first state, man and sword become one and each other. Here, even a blade of grass can be used as a lethal weapon. In the next stage, the sword resides not in the hand but in the heart. Even without a weapon, the warrior can slay his enemy from a hundred paces. But the ultimate ideal is when the sword disappears altogether. The warrior embraces all around him. The desire to kill no longer exists. Only peace remains." - King of Qin Hero (2002) "Your Majesty, my task is completed now. My decision will cause the deaths of many and Your Majesty will live on. A dead man begs you to remember; a warrior's ultimate act is to lay down his sword." - Nameless Hero (2002) This is the next big step forward in the digital music revolution - the movement to completely interoperable DRM-free music. The right thing to do is to tear down walls that precluded interoperability by going DRM-free and that starts here today. - Steve Jobs (2007-04-02) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6516189.stm Speaking about Digital Rights Management It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?...Maybe Barack will win, but I probably won't see a black president. There's real equality when you don't notice [race]. You don't even talk about it. I probably won't live to see that. - Chris Rock (2007-03-15) http://www.life.com/Life/article/0,26385,1596186,00.html On whether America is ready for an African American President "As President, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering. And I also want to keep an eye on those robots, in case they try anything." - Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America (2009-11-23) http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/remarks-president-education-innovate-campaign Pvt. Joe Bowers: "Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way." Sgt. Keller: "Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following." Pvt. Joe Bowers: "That doesn't embarrass me." Idiocracy (2006) "The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections." - Narrator Idiocracy (2006) Capricorn: "What's that sticky stuff called?" Basta: "Duct tape." Capricorn: "Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape." Inkheart (2008) Dr. Powell: "Prot, why did you want to come to our planet?" Prot: "...Pure curiosity, I guess. I'd never been to a Class BA-3 planet before." Dr. Powell: "Class BA-3?" Prot: "Early stage of evolution. Future uncertain." K-Pax (2001) "Every being in the universe knows right from wrong." - Prot K-Pax (2001) "You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of 'an eye for an eye, a life for a life,' which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision, but nobody's paid much attention to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians. [sighs] You humans, sometimes it's hard to imagine how you've made it this far." - Prot K-Pax (2001) "You humans, sometimes it's hard to imagine how you've made it this far." - Prot K-Pax (2001) "All beings have the capacity to cure themselves." - Prot K-Pax (2001) Lancelot: "You look frightened. There's a large number of lonely men out there." Guinevere: "Don't worry, I won't let them rape you." King Arthur (2004) Elle: "Oh, Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?" Warner Huntington III: "Uhh, ye... -- no" Elle: "Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do." Legally Blonde (2001) Capt. Jack Aubrey: "Well, Stephen... the bird's flightless?" Dr. Stephen Maturin: "Yes." Capt. Jack Aubrey: "It's not going anywhere." Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) Chip Heron: "Hey, how was school?" Cady: "Fine." Betsy Heron: "Were people nice?" Cady: "No." Chip Heron: "Did you make any friends?" Cady: "Yes." Mean Girls (2004) Helena: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Valentine: "Absolutely! If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere." MirrorMask (2005) "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be love loved in return." - Toulouse-Lautrec Moulin Rouge! (2001) John Smith: "How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, uh, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block and all, but..." Jane Smith: "312." John Smith: "What? How?" Jane Smith: "Some were two at a time." Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) "We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being." - John Smith Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) "All stories, even the ones we love, must eventually come to an end and when they do, it's only an opportunity for another story to begin." - Eric Applebaum, the Hat Collector Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium "Unlikely adventures require unlikely tools." - Mr. Edward Magorium Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium "We must face tomorrow, whatever it may hold, with determination, joy and bravery." - Mr. Edward Magorium Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Shippen: [referring to the underground staircase] "How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?" Ben Gates: "The same way they built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China." Riley Poole: "Yeah... the aliens helped them." National Treasure (2004) Abigail: "Are you crying, Riley?" Riley: "Yeah, look. Stairs." National Treasure (2004) "If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." - Ben Gates National Treasure (2004) "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?" - Riley National Treasure (2004) "Albuquerque. See I can do it too. Snorkel." - Riley National Treasure (2004) Will Turner: "Where's Elizabeth?" Jack Sparrow: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) Jacoby: "I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain." Elizabeth: "You like pain?" [hits pirate in the head with a pole] Elizabeth: "Try wearing a corset." Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) "With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, And what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me." - Romeo Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II Philip Henslowe: "The show must... you know..." William Shakespeare: [prompting him] "Go on!" Shakespeare in Love (1998) Hugh Fennyman: "So what do we do?" Philip Henslowe: "Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well." Hugh Fennyman: "How?" Philip Henslowe: "I don't know. It's a mystery." Shakespeare in Love (1998) "Mr. Tilney! Have a care with my name - you will wear it out!" - Queen Elizabeth Shakespeare in Love (1998) Sinbad: "What is it?" Rat: "It just ends, captain. It's the edge of the world." Jin: "Pay up. It's flat." Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) "The whole concept of embedded Windows seems ugly to me - like dressing up a nightclub bouncer in a pixie costume." - HugePedlar (2006-08-30 @ 09:28) Slashdot | Apple and Windows will force Linux underground http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/30/1255246 [Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song, he then notices Kyle's mom standing behind him] Cartman: "Oh ****" South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) "That movie has warped my fragile little mind." - Eric Cartman South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) "I hate you Kenny." - Eric Cartman South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) "Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard Star Trek Generations "Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout." - Dr. Carol Marcus Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) "Saddle up. Lock and load." - Data Star Trek Insurrection "Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. From mine it's a generation that's circles the globe and searches something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it." - Richard The Beach (2000) "And me, I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know its not some place you can look for, cause its not where you go. Its how you feel for a moment in your life when your apart of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever..." - Richard The Beach (2000) [The Joker holds Rachel Dawes out of a window] Batman: "Let her go." The Joker: "Hmm.... Very poor choice of words." [The Joker lets her drop as he laughs maniacally] The Dark Knight (2008) "Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight." - Lt. James Gordon The Dark Knight (2008) "Let me get this straight. You think that your employer, one of the richest men in the world, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck with that." - Lucius Fox The Dark Knight (2008) "This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." - The Joker The Dark Knight (2008) "It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair." - The Joker The Dark Knight (2008) "Candlelight, privacy, Romantic music. Can't think of a more perfect setting for hand-to-hand combat." - Phoebus The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) "As my old parachute instructor used to say: 'Look before you leap' and 'Never jump to conclusions'!" - Ms. Valerie Frizzle The Magic School Bus: In the Rainforest (1996) Peter Appleton: "I've never been a man of great conviction. I never saw the percentage in it. And quite frankly, I suppose, I lack the courage. See, I'm not like Luke Trimble. He had the market cornered on those things. I never met the guy, but I like I've gotten to know him. The thing is, I can't help wondering what he'd say if he we're standing here right now. You know, I think he'd probably tell you... "The America represented in this room is not the America he died defending. I think he'd tell you your America is bitter and cruel and small. I know, for a fact, his America was big. Bigger than you can imagine! With a wide-open heart! Where every person has a voice! Even if you don't like what they have to say. If he were here, I wonder how you'd respond...if you could explain to him what happened to his America.... "The Fifth Amendment is out of the question. But there is another Amendment I'd like to invoke. I wonder if anyone here is familiar with it. 'Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting free exercise thereof, or abridging freedom of speech, or of the press, or of the right of the people peaceably to assemble and petition the government for a redress of grievances.' It's the First Amendment. It's everything we're about, if only we'd live up to it. It's part of the contract every citizen has here. Even though the Constitution and Bill of Rights are just pieces of paper with signatures on them, they're the only contracts we have that are most definitely not subject to renegotiation. Not by anyone...ever. "Too many people have paid for this contract in blood. [Holds out Luke Trible's Medal of Honor.] People like Luke Trimble...and all the sons of Lawson, California." Stan Keller: [Watching Peter on TV] "Damn right....And they deserve better than this....All you boys do." The Majestic (2001) "When bullies rise up, the rest of us have to beat them back down, whatever the cost. That's a simple idea I suppose, but one worth giving everything for." - Luke Trimble The Majestic (2001) [Soren playing xBox.] Scotty (to Eddie): "He's been like this since I got here yesterday." Scotty [Attempting to take the xBox controller from Soren]: "Give it back!" Soren: "Back off, Clearasil!" The Prince & Me (2004) "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - Truman The Truman Show (1998) "We're speaking the same language, but you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?" - Marek Timeline (2003) To Lady Clair "Do not fear death, but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live." - Tuck Tuck Everlasting (2002) Dominic: "What do you think's going to happen?" Finch: "What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people with guns." V for Vendetta (2005) "Are you, like, a crazy person?" - Evey V for Vendetta (2005) "My father was a writer. You would've liked him. He used to say that artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover it up." - Evey Hammond V for Vendetta (2005) "Then you have no fear anymore. You're completely free." - Interogator V for Vendetta (2005) "Voilá! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition." [carves V into wall] "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "Fear became the ultimate tool of this government." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "I have not come for what you had hoped to do. I've come for what you did." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." - V V for Vendetta (2005) "Words offer the means for meaning and, for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there's something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there?" - V V for Vendetta (2005) "Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy. He figures if two babies can hammer me into a Psycho ward, what will I do with this ? He is so stupid. He's so stupid that he thinks he pulled me through the breakdown when it was Christy. Always. Only Chris. I was looking through his postcards. Paintings were his obsession. He used art as another way to love me, to help me. To keep us always together." - Annie Nielsen What Dreams May Come (1998) "What some folks call impossible, is just stuff they haven't seen before." - Chris Nielsen What Dreams May Come (1998) Nick Marshall: "I can see elegant parties..." Darcy McGuire: "You can see all that?" Nick Marshall: "Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant." What Women Want (2000) "Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is." - Xander Cage XXX (2002) |
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